Gun Oil


Gun Oil – the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man’s most important weapon well oiled

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Oil – the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man’s most
important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is
what they’d distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation
Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil
while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of
those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for
smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private’s
parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer
lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The
ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable
top-shelf products – a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking
down or drying out.

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4oz, 8oz